Sean Hannity (hannity) wrote,
Sean Hannity

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My publicist says that I must apologize to my many loyal fans for having posted in this journal while I was under the influence of alcohol. It will not happen again.

In my opinion, though, there's only one thing wrong with the bottle: when you're drunk, you can't argue with lib'rals as efficiently. Other than that, alcohol is great. Every real Amerian should own a bottle of Jack Daniels, a copy of the Bible, a Smith & Wesson, and a meat grinder.

Hell, our own president, G-Dub, is an alcoholic. It's good for ya. It's those commies and the liberal media elites that'll tell you it's not. Every true American knows it is.
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